Veteran on train: You know why America is the best country on earth?
NJ guy: Um, because we got the most stable economy and the greatest people. And because we fight terrorism where the rest of the countries aren’t pulling their weight.
Veteran: Yep, I reckon that’s all true. But I’ll tell you, this week when I was visiting New York, I went to this soup place and ordered macaroni. And this macaroni was white, I mean with white cheese…not yellow. I mean, can you imagine white cheese? You think other countries have white cheese? I mean, in America you can have anything!
–NJ Transit
Overheard by: Horrified
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National Post
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By Steve H. Graham
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Girl: Do you know what he said, that fucker?
Guy: No, what?
Girl: “Whadda we gotta get married for? You ain’t knocked-up yet!”
Guy: Damn, that’s cold-blooded.
–Q Train
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Guy #1: Is this Broadway and Houston?
Guy #2: Yes. I think we’re in SoHo.
Guy #3: No, this is just Ho.
–Broadway & Houston
Overheard by: NewYorkerNick
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Newsweek
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Today, in Gaza, Hamas declared war on the USA. Hamas leader Nasser Arafaq addressed a crowd of thousands of Palestinians, and said: ‘We declare war on the Great Satan of America! And we declare war on the evil fascists of Israel, though we actually l…
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By Eisei Amamoto
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In Los Angeles, California, Mark Ballas will be taking a break from the ‘Dancing With The Stars’ tour after suffering “a groin injury", Hollywood sources has learned, Monday.
The popular ‘Dancing With The Stars’ star, who won the competition with…
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Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool captain, received the worst news possible this morning, when Anfield officials, keen to nip media criticism of the star in the bud, fined the midfielder two weeks’ wages.
The fine is a massive blow for Gerrard, who wa…
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Dr. Drew Pinsky, host of the popular VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab, said he is thinking of quitting the television show. In an interview with People magazine Pinsky said that although the premise of the show was noble, the reality has made him rec…
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By Jesdaporn Pholdee
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Added: January 3, 2009
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As the New Year celebrations wound up to a crescendo with more than 400,000 revellers packed into London’s Trafalgar Square last night, news came that an attempt to break the world record for the number of people singing Auld Lang Syne, had failed.
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WIFE: "There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
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England suffered an early setback ahead of their West Indies tour when captain and leading run scorer Pietersen had a recurrence of a long-term mental health condition.
The South African born 28 year old was seen running down the street near his…
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By Ugly Betty
NBA game commentator Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving early Wednesday morning in Scottsdale, Arizona after the basketball legend was spotted allegedly running a stop sign around 1:30 a.m., according to Gilbert police…
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Tall guy in crowded silent elevator: Everyone going to the Robert Mann gallery? (after no response, to attractive woman next to him) So, where are you from?
Woman: Rwanda.
Man: Oh, I don’t actually know anyone from Rwanda, but I’ve spoken to some people from there.
Woman, politely: Oh. Where are you from?
Man, ignoring question: So, do you have family back there?
Woman: No, they were all killed in the genocide.
Man: I’m terribly sorry about that. So, what have you come to see?
–Art Building, 11th Ave & 24th St
Overheard by: andrew a
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